Why It's Great to be a Woman

WARNING: This is my first post, react accordingly....or be damned.

We are always right.
If we are close to being wrong, we'll argue until you give up.
We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
We can cry to get out of a speeding ticket.
We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you get the point).
New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
We don't have to fart or burp to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
It's ok for us to cry in front of our best friends.
We can get other people to do all the dirty work simply by smiling the right way.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
If someone forgets to invite us to something, we can call and cry and then we're invited.
If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
We can buy pretty underwear and not be called a fairy.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all our problems.
We'll never regret piercing our ears.
We can dance with, hug or kiss another member of our sex without everyone staring and snickering.
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
We can drive, put on makeup, drink our coffee, plan meals for a week, and talk on the cell phone all at the same time.
We know the truth about whether size matters.
We can quickly end any fight by crying.
Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.